These secret menu items are so brilliant, we're on our way to taste now!

Dairy Queen's Frozen Hot Chocolate


Order a hot chocolate and then ask them to add ice and blend it up!

In-N-Out 4x4


These four patties put your four patties to SHAME. You know what they say, double the burger double the fun. So four times the burger... eh, math. (chomp)

Burger King Suicide Burger


If you don't have an In-N-Out near you, but you gotta get in on this four patties nonsense, why not try Burger King?

In-N-Out Animal Style Fries


Cheese, spread, and grilled onions? To quote the Muppets, "Oh, Animal!"

Pie McFlurry


Ask if they can blend one of the apple pies into your McFlurry and voila: the pie McFlurry.

Sonic Frito Pie


Order Fritos and ask them to add hot chili and cheese. This "pie," is one of those thing you'll just have to know to know, ya know?

Chipotle Quesarito

Ask them to put two burrito shells and a pile of cheese to make a cheese quesadilla. Then use that quesadilla as the tortilla shell for a burrito. It costs $3.50 extra to make it, but hey, you're worth it.

Starbucks Thin Mint Frappuccino

Hack The Menu

Ask your barista to make you a blend of the Tazo Green Tea Creme Frappuccino, two pumps chocolate syrup, one pump mint syrup, java chips, and honey. Voila! It's like the girl scouts say: always be prepared. To order seconds.

KFC Poutine


Order french fries with cheese curds and hot gravy. Or, if the cheese curds aren't available, ask them to put shredded cheese on top. Nom!

Jamba Juice's Red Gummy Bear

Go up and order the red gummy bear. If they don't have it, here's the recipe: 6 oz. raspberry or pomegranate juice, 4 oz. soy milk, and a scoop of each of the following: lime sherbet, raspberry sherbet, pineapple sherbet, orange sherbet, and add strawberries and ice. Blend! Enjoy!

White Castle Sweet Potato Fries


Get these bad boys with sweet cinnamon sauce. Your mouth thanks you.

The Hulk At Taco Bell

Okay, this one actually is just a bean burrito with a lot of guac, but admit it: you know you wanna lean over the counter and say, "Give me... The Hulk."

Shake Shack Peanut Butter And Bacon ShackBurger


Order a ShackBurger with extra bacon. Now, for the genius move: get a side of peanut butter spread. Top and enjoy!

Red Lobster Onion Strings Appetizer

People love topping their dishes with this crispy treat, and you can order them as an app, too! If you do, get the peach bourbon bbq sauce. Yes, yes, yes!

Sonic Pickle O's

They're pickles, soaked in batter and fried! Just like the way county fairs intended.